Kranaak's Blog

Hi everyone. My name is Kranaak and welcome to my blog. I'm originally from the little town of Lithlad, on the outskirts of Mordor and am a footsoldier in the army of Sauron. As my unit has now been deployed in the field for the first time, I thought this would be a good way to keep in touch with friends and family. There's a bit of a media blackout and it isn't too easy to get good reception in some of the farthest reaches of Middle-Earth, but I will update as and when I can. Peace out y'all.

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Coming to a brothel near you sooon!!

Can't w8 to get back to Mordor and my town of Lithlad for 2 weeks of well-deserved R&R. Managed to bunk off the Minas Tirith trip. Said I had a gammy leg. Tbf I'm an Orc. I'm all gam. I'm coming home. W00t!!!11 Orcs, lock up your daughters! Lolz.